PAY TO CHEAT GAMING

Well I mentioned before that I am interested in what is ... umm running or watching the gaming industry these days, due to some fecking awful attitudes among software houses, the umm...errr well one that clame to be software houses but are in effect just LABELS, like in music, that do nothing, earn much and from the sounds of things bought up any smaller oputfits after offering them an initital deal (read idiots sell their souls to the devils on that one).

Yoinks! That one kind of ... run away from me! Lol.

Anyhoo...I sent off a miffed email to UBI Soft regarding some pretty fucking funny things going on in Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Phantoms and I received a saracastic reply! Which was kind of funny because they clearly lied, were actually the one out of the two of us to actually be thick. Gave me explanations that neithewr sounded English, nor made any sense and I was given the same answer twice. So along with all the above they clearly did not read or maybe understand (ooh back to English again) what I stated. As for explaining themselves...well feck me my old dog could manage to tell me he needed to go out for a piss?!

If you have not read my replies to just about every UK public service/office and half a dozen big retail names along with Police forces ... I do not react too well when someone is rude...or sarcastic...or an idiot, calls me an idiot ...or is arrogant!

Oh did I fail to mention that they simply closed the case without explaining themselves?

The funniest one is that below the number four question was that I spent a load of money on first a game I did not know was free, from the Game Store and then them to purchase guns because something was up with their physics which they say is impossible. At least I think they said it was impossible? Lol. Yeah except that I have a little movie of my highlighting things for sale in their game that it clearly states alters the physics of BULLETS!!

Their answer to me stating that they have cheated me by selling a game that does not state on its box is actually a FREE GAME, nor did the weapons I bought make a blind bit of difference to the game play and therefore I was ri-ped off. 

Their response?

Well its your fault, you purchased the items!

LMFAO!

Now a little copy and paste of the two correspondences with me and UBI and my losing my temper reponse to their utterly rude attitude and lies. These are always funny.

Afterwards I put up first a longish YouTube video of a game with a few odd things going on and then a short one of the section of the purchasing screen where you buy something that alters the physics of the game, as they state below that the physics of the game is locked.

EMAILS ...

Hello saintallnights,

Recently you requested personal assistance from Ubisoft Support. As we have not heard from you in the last four days your case has been closed automatically.

Below you will find our last message to you.

[GM]Celeste @ Ubisoft Customer Service :

Hello! Here are the answers to your question: 1. This is an unfortunate case of lag. 2. I'm afraid physics would now allow for this; 3. This can be also caused by lag; 4. You were the one who decided to purchase the items worth £26.00; Thank you for your feedback. Regards, [GM]Celeste

If you wish to reply to this message, please click here. Please do not reply directly to this email. 

Kind regards,
Ubisoft Customer Service

MY ANGRY REPLY...

Dear Celeste

Are you stupid?! DO they do a degree in stupid now?

Do they train you to be highly offensive as well as stupid?!

Is this UBI Softs idea of customer service to be highly offensive, stupid, be completely wrong with your answers and CLOSE THE CASE which is EXTREMELY RUDE and in all honesty HIGHLY OVER CONFIDENT in your own abilitites that we call in the UK, DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR?!

Now I WILL SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME AND IN CAPITAL LETTERS SO THAT YOU UNDERSTAND IT YOU HALF-WIT!!

1. This is an unfortunate case of lag. (UMMM NO!! INSTEAD OF TALIMG DOWN TO SOMEONE LIKE YOUR SMART AND THEY ARE AN IDIOT WHY DONT YOU TRY AGAIN AND THIS TIME TRY ASKING?!?!)

2. I'm afraid physics would now allow for this; (WHAT THE EFF DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!?! If this is me being shot through a wall then I am afraid your wrong, very wrong and I have a series of videos on YouTube now that show hours of play and I got shot through a wall....it is as simple as that...I did not stick my head up and then down and get shot...THAT WOULD BE LAG!!!) Your not the only people oin the bloody planet that understand computers and coding, like languages suchg as Cobol. Logo, C, C++, VC++ Visual Basic, Assembly, Binary, Pascal, Python, Java and others, your email was highly offensive and I will post it up on my gaming blog to show gamers that visit my blog)

3. This can be also caused by lag;

(NO!! MORON I DID SAY THAT I HAVE BSC APPLIED COMPUTING!!!)

(I..SHALL...EXPLAIN...SLOWLY...FOR...THIS...TO...BE...LAG...I...NEED...TO...HAVE...WALKED...INTO...LINE...OF...SIGHT...DO...YOU...UNDERSTAND...LINE...OF...SIGHT?! THERE...WAS...NO...LINE...OF...SIGHT!!! DO YOU BLOODY WELL UNDERSTAND THAT YOU OFFENSIVE IDIOT?!)

4. You were the one who decided to purchase the items worth £26.00;

COULD YOU EXPLAIN THIS IN THE CORRECT ENGLISH LANGUAGE AS THIS DOES NOT ANSWER AND SHOWS YOUR EFFING STUPID AND HIGHLY OFFENSIVE!!! This is offensive because you....havbe not even bothered to describe in your answer what it is that I PURCHASED! Just a gun with a different colour and shape?! *SIGH!!* Now when you sell items you sell them with ATTRIBUTES...I KNOW WHAT ATTRIBUTES MEANS...DO YOU!!! One GUN 38 DAMAGE takes 12 shots, one gun 26 damage takes ONE SHOT!! Do you even understand what you have done here?!

You can be as sarcastic as you like but this gets published on both YouTube, this means YOU dumb arse, and also on a gaming blog and I am sure gamers on Ghost Recon Phantoms would be interested to know how you treat and speak to the people you ask for money every 30 seconds, dumb arses!

I have a video on YouTube highlighting that your WRONG in all your answers and your also arrogrant because you CLOSED THE FILE.

Or in other words you look extremely bad and with your attitiude your only going to get worse, including ignoring this reply!

OR OR YOU TELLING CUSTOMERS THAT IT IS PERFECTLY LEGAL TO MISINFORM GAMERS AND SELL THAN STUFF THAT IS NOT, that means NOT WHAT THEY CLAIM TO BE?!?!

Want to see just one item that alters the physics of a game that apparently cannot be altered?!

YOU EFFING MORONS!!

Another series of games of some bizarro world goings on ... lol ...

Hmm 'Pay to Cheat'?! ... TRADEMARKED!!! LMFAO!