Thursday, 28 May 2015

THE WITCHER 3's MYRIAD OF PIRATES & MAD MAPS

Bloody hell!

Right I decided to go off and do this QUEST I picked up to do with Master Armour, which I picked up by simply following the main quest.

Turns out you have to go bloody miles away onto in Island called Skellige or some such.

Turns out I have to use a boat...hmm could have warned me.

So I had to the beach and think I will scour the shoreline to find these boats...

Come across three groups bandits in damned quick succession and thought eff this, after being killed loads of times I will just run through the map...only there are bandit groups every few seconds?!

Ooh one left veer right, ooh one right veer left, ohh another left veer right. I then remember something else that is stupid about this game and it shows me it is even more stupid!! ...

ARCHERS! Or should I say SUPER ARCHERS?!

Now I im in the middle of a forest sprinting at full pelt and at 90 degrees to Archers to either my right or left, so surrounded by trees! And yet I am being hit regularly! You would think you copuld get the use of a bloody Longbow in this game!

The archers are not only fecking good shots but have eyes a Golden Eagle would be proud of, at half a mile away, surrounded in trees or not they know EXACTLY who and where you are and start firing arrows at you...not very realistic!

It gets better as one time, and may be on one of the videos I uploaded, I am fighting a group with a couple of archers and I hide behind a massive tree trunk so that I can fight anyone coming around the tree but be protected by the trunk...

Except...the archers fire arrows directly at me, as if that is not bad enough then, the arrows go right through the tree trunk and hit me until I am dead!

I find the boat, go into a shack only to be followed in by something I failed to see, err Muncher?, DEAD. Apparently you need to do something to the sword which was fecked anyway and nowhere around to fix it.

I then get on a boat only to realise I am nowhere near the island I want and when I try to sail there keeps telling me Im old and cannot go that far?! Fecking weird as you have to go there its on your effing map!! Jesus bloody Christ, man!

It gets better still as I try to fast travel there and you cannot go there. So you cannot walk there, sail there nor fast ravel anywhere on the island?!

Oh and according to my local map I look like I am on a sea shore with a large delta, which is exactly what it looks like. Only the world map shows me being inland?!

frustration after frustration after frustration...seems like every five minutes!

You can see the amount of groups of pirates in the video and me flicking backwards and forwards trying to work out how to get to this island.

This is not open world and its confusing to the point when you think that travelling around is always going to be a pain in the backside.

Seems the same old monsters and only animals are Deer, Hares and Crabs. Well other than the Wolves and Wild Dogs that want to kill you.

Those reviewers that got excited over this and gave over 90% in scores might want to buy some defibrillators for one Fallout 4 and Elder Scrolls 6 arrive...just in case?!

LOL!

Damn it, plans pushed back several weeks now by the Supreme Court! Simply cannot be driven up the wall by The Witcher 3!

Why can't Star Citizen be out yet?! WAHHH-WAHHH!! LOL!


Wednesday, 27 May 2015

THE WITCHER BEWITCHING

Huh?!

Well this is weird.

One of the other things I was surprised to read concerning The Witcher 3 was all the DLC's being free?!

Now I'll be honest... I have not been impressed with anyone's DLC and I do mean anyone's, including Bethesda.

Now I'll be honest here and say that I really liked 'The Divided' one of Fallout New Vegas' DLC's. But firstly I got all of them thrown in with the Game Of The Year Edition. I like the other one too, the beautiful red desert setting one, lol.

However what I did not like about them was their length. They seemed utterly tiny compared to the main game and map.

This is worse still if I think about the pricing at the time of release. Not good!

I would have rather waited longer and had one fair sized Mao and campaign. If the divide had been three times the size... oh my word!

Now I read something somewhere recently about this and that is the attitude is to release a title that's only half of the full game at full prices and then release the rest piecemeal for ever more money. Meaning that by the end you have paid £60 to £80 or even more for your game! I could not have agreed more with this view.

So you could say I was both shocked and impressed when CD Project Red said what they did.

Except now they are not stating this anymore and that some big DLC's they are working on, referring to map sizes, will be "well worth the money". I doubt I will ever reach the end of The Witcher 3 which is not only a game series where I have failed to compete a title but have failed to complete every title!!

That's saying something right there!

So they said all DLC's week be free, won't matter much to be but I did not this, showed great graphics that the actual game did not come close to and likely paid many people to write glowing reviews or have them the game to play with some free class 'A' drugs to consume while playing?

Starting to realise why the game sold so well pre-order and the first few days! Lol!

I've had this feeling that something not only needs to be done/changed but soon will. I have noticed a lot of bad feeling out there over several titles of late. One I particularly noted and which stopped me from buying a title I really wanted to is Elite Dangerous and it's 11th hour announcement talking like they only just realised!

People don't like being treated like idiots or down to like idiots... especially the ones that are not idiots!

Also today and there coders and publishers are bloody stupid not to notice this but everything is much more closely linked. If a group or groups thinks it's being clever with some misleading crap to con you out of money or get more money then many people will bit only spot the different tricks but a list worked upon by a collective will soon be published and go around like wildfire.

Oddly the so called gaming and computer experts that review games should also see this too but don't.

So many IT and gaming firms are naive regarding the very technology they are bleating or bullshitting about.

CD Projekt Red must be planning a couple dozen DLC's because their next title, Cyberpunk 2077, had been put on hold after that video. Ooh I know why! They want to leave a long enough amount of time so that we forget the video because the game will only look fractionally better than The Witcher 3 and the gameplay and combat will be worse!

Lmao!

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THE ANNOYING WITCHER 3

I really want to like this game.

No I really want to love this game!

But I can't and the people that give it the scores way above 90% are extremely suspicious characters indeed. Skullduggery must be at play are they have been starved of a half decent game for too long?! I do know that feeling.

The video below is me finally completing the Botchling and Lubberkin quests after getting some food.

Then within no time at all I am in a series of situations that show that the use of food and health in The Witcher 3 is dreadful, especially with the odd things in combat I describe below.

Its dreadful, you feel like you need to carry around fifty hot potatoes or bread and a couple dozen cooked chicken?! Although things like bread and onions are cheap anything decent costs as much as two dozen swords?! If this were even close to the truth I would have a dozen swords on my living room wall...but I bloody well DON'T! LOL!

And whats this with these hidden treasures and such and its a pile of shite?!

There is nothing worse in a game than beating your way to a chest or somewhere keeping loot and you loot it and say ... 'is that IT?!'

I must admit that Dragon Age Inquisition fails in this regard too.

After doing this in two Fallout titles and Skyrim its part of the fun and you want to get to the next one and then the next one to see what you find.

Yet others that have gone the open world design, which is great by the way, seem to have copied many things from other games but the most important and the most fun part they seem to ignore?!

After awhile you get bored of looking for the same old shit and its bloody annoying when you have to collect a bloody mountain of it just to buy a few damn chickens and some hot potatoes that do not last 5 minutes in your health bar. As groups of enemies seem to lurk around every corner you do not get far because at the difficulty I have set it your lucky to get through two groups without using up your food. Well what with the combat being as shite as it is ...

Once again the combat is shite.

However one of a couple of things in this clip, over than running out of health every one hundred yards are two others to do with the combat.

Forgetting it is clunky and not a patch on the previous game, despite feeling similar and I do not know quite how they did that but ...

I am often rolling in the wrong direction to the key presses I make and ...

In this video you see me take out the Tripack Wolf! That is what I am calling it ... hmm or were they dogs?

ANYWAY ...

I am trying to find a boat to get to an island to get some tools, the quests really are all over the place. This in the no doubt vain hope to get some better weapons. But the guys on an island I did not want to go to just yet, or the game does not want you to go to. Still looking for a bloody witch, a wife and daughter?!

A mess.

Anyway I fight off the five or so Tripack Wolf. Then I though 'hey this is the Biwolf? Another pack attacks me and two packs do not live in the same hunting grounds.

There were two or three I think and then immediately there are some Drowners by some boats, which I'm thinking you need to get to the island? No.

At one point in the many repeated attempts to kill five or six Drowners more Wolves turn up, hence the naming of Tripack Wolf.

Now I am fighting half a dozen Drowners and some Wolves when I notice that once again my health is dropping like a lead balloon but Geralt is also putting his sword away?!

I will repeat that ... GERALT IS PUTTIING HIS SWORD AWAY IN THE MIDDLE OF A BLOODY HARD FIGHT WITH FIVE OR MORE DROWNERS AND SOME WOLVES!

Got that? Lol!

I then realise that what is going on is where Geralt is switching between targets, which I have not asked him to do and nor am I pointing in the targets direction, what is so bloody hard about getting your character to slash in the direction your facing?

Anyway, he is switching between swords due to the fact one target is a monster, hence the Witcher's silver sword, and one is an animal, so pulling out his steel sword!

Jesus H Christ!

Then after beating them I try to free a man from a lynch mob and ... well me, with all my swords, steel armour, Witcher's powers and a little food left I get effing pistol whipped by a few farmers in ragged tee shirts and wooden pitch forks and the odd sword?!

These are bloody beggars more or less and the map is telling me I need to get to this point for the tool quest!

I thought 'I bet its a bloody sign for fast travel and I do not need to bother with these idiots?!' YUP!

Of course that is what you do....direct the player to what should be some hassle free fast travel but have some super powered vagrants with an odd sword and a pitch fork kick your arse!

People that give this game those high scores are bloody on drugs or something! Lol.

It is sooo frickin annoying and frustrating and I end up just coming out of the game.

Traversing an open world is supposed to be fun. Not dead every five minutes!

I do not know how they code to make the game tougher but I wish I had not knocked it up a notch when I started!

I must look to see if I can drop the difficulty down.

The combat is appalling, on the PC anyway.

The graphics are not all that.

It shoves you into sections without warning you need something for, so every now and then have to go back to an earlier saved game.

It is still forcing you to repeat bloody lengthy sessions of verbal diarrhoea. Well it is after the second listen to it all after that your whacking the space-bar like a nutter.

Though its OK at times and has good characters, voice actors and story this does not make it a great game.

In Dragon Age Inquisition it has some great moments and I have not even completed the game yet. First game to put a lump in my throat. Goosebumps and the hairs on the back of your neck standing on end.

Fallout and Elder Scrolls had me on the computer every night until 2am or 3am.

This does not. Nor am I wowed by the graphics, though I will say that the use of light in The Witcher 3 is very good.

I just remembered...yes it has a great story and characters (oh and voice actors...well except for one that sounds like his batteries are drained) but then they never came up with them! Well I don't think so as I thought I read somewhere that The Witcher is a set of books?

Oh dear!

Well at least they have a skill for choosing a book story to base a game on. Maybe the next time around they might realise their mistakes and make a better game?!

Perhaps they will do it this time around with a patch?!

Here's hoping!

For the love of God, man, this was supposed to be a weeks enjoyment before I am off to do some pretty serious work on other things?

Instead I am waving my fist at the monitor every ten minutes, sometimes in quick succession every couple of minutes!

LMAO!


Tuesday, 26 May 2015

THE WITCHER IS WITCHING... AGAIN

I seem to have found out... or rather stumbled upon something then realised, why my copy of The Witcher 3 was not updating.

Oddly enough it seemed to be telling me I was on version 1.03 when I was on version 1.02. When I decided to take another look last night it was now telling me I was on version 1.04?!

I read the game thinning I would at least be on version 1.03, but no, still the first one.

I did a quick look on the Internet but no one anywhere seen to mention what the problem was it even just explain how you get the update. I did wonder if you had to do it from the website? Like the old days? But could find nothing.

I took a look at GOG Galaxy again which is not intuitive and needs work, a lot of work. One button that was available kept taking me to a 'Redeem Code' screen. On the third or fourth time I ended up there something occurred to me ...

Umm...I just realised...it never asked me for the serial code. Yet I've been paying it for many hours.
Now just in case anyone had had s similar problem ...

I put the code in and VOILA! Suddenly in presented with ask these options and the DLCs I had not realised had been released!

Unfortunately the client program struck again!

I did not want anymore bloody mistakes so I download patch v1.03 first and one finished them I did v1.04. All done!

Ran the game, pressed space bar to get to the menu screen and ... still on version 1.02?!

I must admit I could not previously understand how some gamers for quite so frustrated and angry with the publishers and coders, though as I said before I fully agree with how shut shit things are and needs to stop. But then I had never bought a game that has so many difficulties with it from day one. Not after paying full price that is.

In fact the only other title that I had the most issues with was The Witcher 2, lol! This was not new, the enhanced edition in fact. But when I stated updating the many, many updates it refused to run if you went beyond v1.2 or v1.3. Can't remember exactly which of the two it was. I did think 'bloody hell, man! This is a game that's been out awhile! This should not be happening!'

After awhile suddenly GOG's Galaxy started downloading the patch to The Witcher 3?! Listed one as updating and I had already downloaded them once! Good job I am no longer doing this on movie broadband! Lol!

This time it finally worked.

I did notice things seemed to be better.

I went straight back to that infuriated umm... hill with the cliff ask around it and I first fell back without going off the cliff and then successfully got to the top! Marvellous!

The graphics had a notable improvement and I also realised that Geralt was constantly running before and changed a few key bindings. It seemed to say in the patch that you was unable to do this before? Mad. Suddenly I was not overshooting things and having to turn around each time I stopped... and sometimes overshooting them again and turning around again! Lol.

Then I decided to go back to the inn and disk to Veremir and end up in that punch up. Oddly I had been thinking about how the story would unfold. I wondered if Yennifer would be found at the end of the story only to find out she is really an imposter and some sort of demon?

Lol, so you can imagine my surprise when I left the inn and she turned up outside?! Joking to myself I said 'bloody hell, that was the shortest game I every played!' Lol!

Suddenly and with the few improvements the story and therefore the game get a lot more interesting too!

What a difference a day makes?

Still in future I really won't be so which to but a title and even if Fallout 4 and Elder Scrolls 6 were released in the Autumn I would not, once someone had bought me back with a defibrillator, but them the first day of release. And that would be damn hard to do!

So if anyone has had issues with patches... it won't do anything, despite that little dialogue box giving you the seriously wrong impressions, until you out your game code in!

EDIT: 

Oops! No, just like the previous one it is a grind to a halt game with incredibly boring and repetitive beyond belief while unable to save and with no warning that this will happen or stretches of difficult sections! Now have tried two different options available to get through the section with the 'Botchling'. Get attacked by swathes of wraiths with no food to regenerate health, you would think that Geralt would know this?! Or it expands into a bigger monster and my silver sword along with cursed oil has no effect on the Botchling at all before it kills me?!

Tried the nicer option 6 times before getting annoyed and then trying the kill and collect blood four times!

BORING and stupid!

That is such bad thinking and design. I also just let someone die in a fire because someone else I needed to talk to was on the path to the stables! Extremely bad design yet again!

Free to make your own choices and forge your own path? Don't make me laugh!

Also I went to get some tools for a blacksmith but ended up getting side-tracked somehow, not sure how that happened.

After repeating the section of following the Baron ten times or more I got bored and exited the game.

I will have to go back to an earlier save and do things differently, like get some food first which is always for stupid amounts of money!

I did notch up the difficulty by one when I originally the game. So one up from the default difficulty and on this occasion I am really regretting that!

Sure everything has been tough but that is OK but when you get forced into these ... sections without warning and cannot go and get anything, despite the fact there are a load of boxes and sacks around with a dozen things not one in the least bit helpful in the section, like bloody food, it is a pain in the arse.

Bad design.

I am going to start stating in capital letters, to get it through their thick heads, 'DOES NOT HAPPEN IN A BETHESDA GAME!!'

Well except that it might? Lol! Only played last two Fallouts and last two Elder Scrolls. Maybe The Evil Within has bad sections.

Weird it is how some software houses just do not see that these are bad. Do they not even play Fallout and Elder Scrolls?!

Funny thing is I think they must be the only titles they have NOT checked because there are elements of other games in this thing. Like the leaves appearing on the mini-map and I always think of FarCry 3. The field of dead soldiers, and all those weapons and two or three trips that got me jack-shite in the way of cash, must be the bit that some reviewers said was like the loot cave from Destiny?

Would not know as I have not played Destiny. Just what some reviewer remarked on.

The difference it makes when you get the design wrong? Well here it is ...

Last night play for so long that it ends up 2am in the morning, not hard for me with very good games like Fallout and Elder Scrolls.

Tonight could have been the same but right now at 8.56pm I have gotten sick of the repetitiveness in this section and exited the game and wondering what else I can do?

Well other than add this edit to this post that is?

Puts hands together and prays "Please Bethesda, please! Announce both at E3!! Lol! Me being funny as they will only announce what they have been working on...err the longest anyway, lol.

Lol!

I kind of like to think that they, Bethesda, have worked and grown the teams a bit to get both of those titles into an advanced stage. Not running at the same stages, one a little behind the other. A new advance game engine probably took up some time, deciding or creating, and then I imagine they would get to work on both titles not too far apart from each other.

Well after all we did see two Fallout titles not far apart. A damn site closer in their release dates to each other than the time that has passed since New Vegas. Or even Skyrim.

Weeeell you have to find the possibilities to keep your dream alive!

Oh my God, could you imagine of they ruined both titles? Lol! From the last three titles I played though it is impossible to see that happen.

For me with 20% to 50% bigger maps, more diversity with animals and a melee combat like that of Techland's from Dead Island Riptide, not sure if first Dead Island has this, and Dying Light and I would expect scores of 100%!!

What do you mean no game should get 100%?! The Witcher 3 got ninety bloody seven in one score!

LMAO!

Monday, 25 May 2015

THE WITCHER 3 IS A PILE OF CRAP

I think one of the biggest injustices in gaming reviews history has just taken place with The Witcher 3?!

I have been playing it for another couple of hours and it is utterly, utterly terrible.

Besides all the other little annoying and bad things I have noticed I have come across some very bizarre things.

Forgetting about the clonky controls, like when your right on top of something it does not highlight but will then highlight a chest or body ten feet away, I went looking for some loot this morning.

The combat is dreadful and appalling compared to The Witcher 2!

But I found his loot that was under a bridge so when on the bridge I jumped off it to the right into the water. Only to find that the loot was on the far side of a metal grate that every single arch had. When I then thought it would be simple enough to just climb back up and jump down the other side I discovered it was not?! I looked around and found that the river on both sides had very steep parts to get up?! I thought 'great, now I am going to have to go running a long way to just get back to the bridge I just jumped off!' Umm...no!

There was nowhere to jump up and return back to where I jumped off and that stupid design where it then gives you the map to fast travel somewhere with a uttering about his advanced age.

Err only there were no points nearby to fast travel too!

Oh and I have not only hit the edge of the map within 24 hours but I also have hit invisible barriers...on roads?! And BRIDGES?! Umm...could you not have used the missed placed bloody cliffs you have scattered about? (see below). Morons.

It gets better.

I find some loot is in this castle looking like ruin on a hill...umm except it is not a hill. Several times trying to figure out how to get up there I die in several ways, one I did not know I soon found out was from arrows fired at me from people I could not see no matter how much I tried. The other way was falling down these cliffs you often do not see until its too late, stupid placings of plants and trees...the edge of a cliff?!

Then when I managed to find a way to get up onto this unbelievably tall platform where the ruins are the top has half a dozen deserters who miraculously spot you despite barely getting to the top! DEAD!

Try this again, only more deserters manage to live up this thing you cannot get up as well as find enough to eat and ... DEAD!

Now get this...

The third, fourth, fifth, sixth and SEVENTH time, maybe more, that I attempt this I cannot get up the same way that I did the first two?!

It gets better...

Right behind the bit you climb up there is ... wait for it ... an fecking cliff! Only its too far away to be any real concern ... or so it appears! Wrong!

Those times I failed to jump up where I mysteriously managed to do it successfully without problem the first two times and the collision detection and the wonky controls have you sliding ten feet away from the wall and ... WHOOPS ... off the edge of the cliff and ... DEAD!

In my thirty plus years of computer gaming I have never, repeat NEVER, known so many reviewers to get it so bloody wrong!

Also what is with those side quests on the notice boards? Half of them you do not understand what they are on about and the others seems to want you joining the army, or finding someones fecking shovel?!

Food is fecking expensive but unique items only one of the remaining few Witchers can find ain't worth diddly-squat?! I looted for hours and bought food without looking at the prices and suddenly noticed I did not have much more money than I did when I started?!

Ninety two to ninety seven percent? Are you taking the fecking piss?!

When Dragon Age Inquisition was given 85% I thought was a fair score, maybe a little low even and this for me is not even close!

Add in the ripped off graphics and you have one hell of a bloody mess here.

Also they state there is a major update to many of these things but ... err well I do not know how it installs...through GOG Galaxy! Added to this there is no way of looking for updates and even this gets better still ...

My GOG Galaxy says I am on version 1.03 but in the game it states version 1.02?! I do not know what the version is of the update they were talking about on-line!

I cannot help but wonder if a lot of reviewers are sitting their looking at their shiny new 8 thread CPU and dual Radeon R9-390 rigs or smiling about them soon turning up...for FREE?!

I even saw an honest reviewer on YouTube do a little rant at the state of reviews lately and something Intel might be doing with releasing two CPUs at the same time, Broadwell and Skylake, or whatever they are I get confused these days. He really repeated several times at how disgusted he was at some of the things he had seen of late. Even said that tech reviewers were feeling like they had been kicked in the teeth, by Intel but hardly surprising. Which is why I rip out fanboys as often as I do as they are complete idiots. Akin to Darth Vaders Stormtroopers. Cannon fodder and locust like.

I bought this to have a bit of enjoyment while killing a few days until I have to go and ... umm work on something...big.

That was a waste of £40!

Obviously game designers that are OK on a small scale as far as maps are concerned are obviously out of the depth with more open world type maps?

EDIT: I just walked away from the computer, put the kettle on before considering texting someone to meet up when I thought about all those people that have had crashing issues and other stuttering issues, on the cards the game claims to be best on by the way.

My word, I feel bloody sorry for all those people with those two extra issues!

But then I would say take solace in this, because maybe, just maybe, the update to fix it might fixx the collision detection, invisible barrier problems and the other things that ruin the game?

Fingers crossed!

Probably when I then have no time to play it I would wager?!

LOL!

Sunday, 24 May 2015

THE ERA OF DUPING

Yesterday a series of bizarre things occurred that was topped off by the fact that Google and their ridiculous Blogger and crap app and operating system left me furious for losing several thousands of words of a post I typed out.

So now I am having to do it all over again.

Now I announced that I bought a game yesterday that, in my YouTube account at least, I said I had swore previously I would not buy. I was initially interested until playing the previous game to catch up to the story led to several sections grinding to a very frustrating halt. Added to that it was confusing in places and I am sure there was a glitch because it would not let me move forward in the story until I had done something I was sure I had already done and the game would not let me do?!

Eventually and after a week of going back in and trying to do the thing it would not let me do it eventually did it.

There was also a serious issue with running the game early on and inn fact if I installed beyond a certain patch number it refused to run at all.

Buggy, glitchy and absolutely the worst boss battles, which I do not like a great deal anyway, I have ever seen and I thought Deus Ex Human revolution was bad!

A few days before the game I bought was released I started noticing all the reviewers crowing on about how fantastic the game looked. Enough to raise an eyebrow.

Then literally a day or two before its release an unusual situation where suddenly there were a lot of reviews, which i thought a bit odd as the game had not released yet?! The scores were absolutely incredible and I simply had to take notice. Because across the board this game was getting between 92 and 97 percent and even a 10 out of 10 was spotted.

Thereby suggesting that it simply had to be better than both of Bethesda's top titles, Fallout and Elder Scrolls.

I had another extension to a few tasks I have to do have another weeks wait added to them. This was initially why I bought Dying Light in the first place. But this had become boring. Oh it was fun and I was surprised when the novelty wore off, though to be fair it did take a while, I am probably not far from the end of the game and ... annoyingly just as I started to get my favourite Katana sword.

So I decided to get this other game to fill in the 7 or 8 days in the periods, or days, when there was little or nothing to do and/or the weather was crap.

Only when I installed the game it did something rather strange and I thought I had stepped back in time by fifteen years. Still it installed without fuss, just a little odd.

I ran the game OK but while I was playing I kept thinking to myself 'No, this isn't right...I must have done something wrong in the settings?' which was to do with the graphics but I had put everything on 'Ultra'?!

I played for around three hours and that thought flashed through my mind a few dozen times and then some. But I did not bother looking back into it and decided I would look today.

The graphics were nothing like incredible and not even close and there were several other titles, some that were now considered old that were better! You do not call a games graphics incredible unless they are now the best graphics available in a computer game on a given platform. The END!

So they lied. Hmm?

I also started to think that a few other things that were mentioned about the game were a little off too, like the map size for one but hard to be sure right now. But I do have a map...and a physical one and it does not look that big. Also, and like its previous game, it does not tally up to the map in game. Bethesda have never had that problem but these guys have had it at least twice now.

Last night I was sitting on my bed when one of my apps sent me a notification about an article that had been published in PC Gamer magazine. It was their latest 'Face Off' article which I have always thought a little weird to be honest. I have often wondered if the article was genuine, or both sides were, or they just put an argument in to 'create' both sides of any given argument. When I saw the article's headline I raised an eyebrow!

It was whether or not it is right to show of a vastly advanced in graphics early demo of a game early on that looks nothing like it does when it is released! Ooh dear, I had to go and have a quick look as this was weird based on what I had been asking myself while playing this new title.

Now this was the closest to launch day that I have ever bought a title and these days and in all honesty I tend to like reading customer reviews instead of magazine reviews. Because they are more accurate and this has always been worrying. Now you can take it from me that I am somewhat of a authority on this as I have been into PC's and gaming a long time. Once upon a time I would end up with four or more copies of different PC gaming magazine titles in my house for the same month because of a game I was hugely interested in. I had PC Gamer's first issue, and may still have somewhere and used to but titles like PC Zone among others. Now there is only two magazines left and one is not specifically a gaming magazine anyway, which is PC Format.

When I saw the topic of this 'Face Off' I was like ... WTF?! A debate? How can their be a debate on something like this? What kind of idiot would actually put an argument in favour of gamers being duped and wound up quite deliberately by these greedy companies?! What sort of moron ... ahem, well you get the idea?

First off this is simply wrong because you have to create said false impression ion the first place and this costs money, so have at least some knowledge of business when you make statements like this.

Secondly these over the top previews are long before the games come out and your going to try and tell me that the coders had no idea what hardware was going to be out when the game was released? God almighty, even the gamers mostly know what is coming out and when and we always know things get delayed ... and delayed and delayed.

Thirdly, and despite the best intentions of the reviewers of magazines and sites...oh wait, did I say 'best', graphics cards have not moved on in leaps and bounds in the past couple of years. come to think of it neither have CPUs and APUs either, despite what moronic fanboys who like working for free like to state constantly. So I am pretty sure the game coders have known for a few years that there is going to be a bit of a stagnation going on a couple of years?

So what the fuck are these reviewers playing at?!

Oh wait? I almost forgot! It gets better still!

As I am reading the article...I could not believe it when I saw the very same game mentioned several times that I had only just bought of which I was asking myself those exact same questions about and not even had time to go back into the options today and look into because I thought something was wrong!!

The Witcher 3 the Wild Hunt!

Err so what the fuck are these reviewers playing at?

Now I am not sure if anyone is aware of this but I have a blog and a subject that takes up a lot of my time.

On this blog what I do is I gather evidence and post it up. I often make long term predictions about this stuff and then spend months acquiring what I need to prove what I had earlier predicted.

This has had a 100% success rate thus far and in the next couple of weeks is going to go nuts and there is the likely possibility that the tabloids or TV News media may ba all over it like a rash? Jeez, I am not looking forward to that, let me tell you.

The subject?

Corruption in the UK among all of the public services I have dealt with and that is most including the NHS, four local councils, the DWP, Atos, two Police Forces, HMRC, secret services, debt collectors, bailiffs and all their associated ombudsmen along with half a dozen retail chains like Argos and PC World, among others. The Criminal Prosecutions Service and Cafcass are also under scrutiny right now. Now before you start thinking what most do...go back two paragraphs and read again...SLOWLY until it has sunk in!

Or in other words over 100GB of secretly recorded audio, some video even, letters, documents, emails, screen-shots and all other manner of evidence has been acquired and some go back 20 years. This will all become not only crystal clear but also become immediately obvious what is going in in a mere few weeks time.

My point here being that no matter where I have looked not only have things been corrupt but they have turned out far worse than even I imagine.

Everywhere, everyone gets screwed because for a very long time this was encouraged at first and then told that this was merely the way things are, sometimes with stupid lines like 'Oh well that's business!'

If your in the UK...well look where we are now? Even of late how many times and for how long now have we been told on TV and in the tabloids that things are getting better? From the moment they did that four years ago I cried 'foul!' I have now done this for the last four years.

One person looks correct while everyone else in the media look wrong!

You just have to love the Internet sometimes! At least I it it to good use, lol.

But like everything else I see and have dealt with those people that are supposed to be asking the awkward questions, are supposed to be their for 'us' the consumers or are tasked with being the watchdogs that dish out punishments for abusing the customer base...well, do nothing. Yet get paid for it?! Either via the public's taxes or straight from our own pockets!

Now I would have liked at any point in the past twenty years for a single body to come along and ask the right questions or make changes to bad things going on but out of personal gain and selfish attitudes no one has done this.

Around a decade back I decided that I would have to be the one to do it despite the fact it would cost me dearly, I wont get paid and people...well they just do not listen.

So I scraped together what I could and started mounting up data. In August 2012 I started up y corruption blog asaintcalledallnights.blogspot.com and started to publish everything I had and for the two years and ten months would continue recording, gathering and publishing.

What those I have attacked full on and front on did not know was this ... I had a court case going on somewhere that I had initially set up. This three year case is quite revealing, shocking and has a bar on it currently so no one can publish anything about it. It involves four of the above already names people. It has been won and has leapt from family courts, to crown courts to now a High Court with an involvement from the Supreme Court.

The legal team stated in the beginning that they were shocked how big it was.

Right now the legal team and the family court judge now say that it is far, far bigger then even the huge case they thought it was from the start and had seen nor heard nothing like it.

Oh and it is in its final week, two at the most.

Oh dear, does it all sound so far fetched now?! Lol!

Well think about it. It is just a worse case scenario similar in some ways the the bloody rip offs and lies we are being fed, even us gamers.

But getting back the that ever lasting point?

Well it just so happens that wherever I look it is rotten, corrupt and/or evil.

Now you know why I have attacked certain...publications from time to time and cried foul play?

Now you know why I did this with confidence.

Because I have yet to be proved wrong.

Oh yeah and I have attacked, fought and beaten some of the big organisations going and it is four out of four so far, in case you were wondering, and that does not include the four that have just lost this court case! Or the fact that my four dominoes have now been joined by a bloody great big one that is going to take out a whole list of other names when it clatters to the ground.

Oh dear.

Do you think it would be nice if one day all this crap stopped?

Well hold on there tiger, what do you think I have been doing the last decade?

You may have heard this but Rome was not built in a day? These organisations are big and famously take an inordinate amount of time to do anything, that includes fall into traps I set for them. But then I took and used this inordinate amount of time they take and found a way to turn this around so that this very attitude worked against them.

This year and next year, 2016, will see the first fruits of these labours. Hopefully in 2016 the bullshit surrounding games will stop and someone will have to grow some gonads and put a stop to these evil and greedy publishers who have nothing to do with the creation of a game. Well mostly...well not enough to give them the right to do what they do to us.

What games wont be created without them? Oh, come on now?

Lol!

I call it all 'The Do Nothing But Get Paid Brigade'.

Saturday, 23 May 2015

THE WITCHER HOURS

I am not supposed to be ... well here.

Several weeks back something I have worked upon and waited upon for twenty years was coming to an end. Only it was only coming to one end. It was also not playing out how I thought it would.

So plans were delayed a couple of weeks.

This is how I ended up buying Dying Light.

I hated the fact I could not get a physical copy of Dying Light and I hate that.

Anyhoo I thoroughly enjoyed this game, even its precarious, head spinning and frustrating moments but after a couple of weeks playing it actually started to get boring. Oddly enough I had only had my favourite weapon of choice a few  days to a week when I started to get bored.

It was samey and become monotonous. Because you were always retreading the same old ground and the maps were confusing enough that you could not get any decent free-running runs down without making a mistake or turning the wrong way.

Also, despite their claim to this being 'the one' they had always wanted there was something else missing too which others have long since done...there were no animals.

If your going to claim to create a realistic environment then you should actually do this correctly before claiming daft things like that. Even with a zombie plague going on you would see domestic animals in a city or town milling around along with whatever wild mammals, birds and other things besides. I remember seeing fish while swimming, well at least they included that, and thinking 'oh god! There are animals in this game!'

Anyhoo it became boring but was damn fun for a time.

I went back to Dragon Age Inquisition for odd plays but this had also become boring too and I was only playing an hour or so every other day or three.

In the last few days I was looking at reviews for a game that was just about to be released. They surprised me no end. The game was getting scores of a minimum of 90% and mostly higher?! Even more surprising was that a few claimed this game was the best game ever made or best Role-Playing Game, RPG, ever made?!

Yet I swore I would not by this purely because of the previous two games!

I am speaking, of course, of The Witcher series by CD Projekt Red.

Would have gone down as classic games in their own right were it not for the immensely annoying moments when the games ground to a halt and refused to budge or move forward. At all! For weeks and even months at a time. This was how it was for me.

Also with games there is the sense of exploration and wonder. No one has ever done this as well as Skyrim. Unless your an idiotic bufoon.

Travelling to new areas resulted in new things to discover, new creatures to find and fight against and in these areas and as well as the storyline and scenery there was the LOOT!

In both Elder Scrolls and Fallout, well the last three titles in those series, got all these things bang on the money. Above all else that was captivating and interesting in its own right there was the excitement of finding a new favourite sword or bow. Though sword fighting in Skyrim was not great and I always used a longbow, I just have a thing for longbows and do not get me started! Lol!

I saw Dragon Age Inquisitions use of loot as both pointless and utterly boring.

[BLOODY HELL! NOT SEEN ANYTHING INSTALL LIKE THIS BEFORE?!]

Hmm that was something not mentioned in any of the reviews!

My bloody word, reviewers today! Where in the hell do they find these people?!

The game just stopped installing, I noticed by no drive sounds, and it was asking for a long winded in name file that was number '3' when I only had in disk '1'?! Suddenly thought it had played up and something had gone horribly wrong but I placed disk '2' in my BD drive and there it was ... file '3'!

Now why on Earth did it not just ask for disk '2'?

It almost seemed like I was installing a cracked game. Not that I would know about such things! Well not since my skint Amiga days anyway, lol.

Anyhoo ... yes the loot in Dragon Age's latest is truly terrible and boring beyond your imagination. You find the same old crap stuff that is no where near the stuff you have time after time. Your constantly crouching to pick up tons of stuff you use up at the rate of knots that shows nothing in the way of altering the game. There is an inordinate amount of time between levelling which is fine by me but you simply have to make it more interesting during this time!

Yet The Witcher 3 The Wild Hunt only has two weapons and yet it is scoring so high across the board its truly staggeringly shocking!

I was expecting a score lower than Dragon Age and even that score was lower then I thought it would be, well in PC Gamer's review anyway. Cannot remember but it was around 82 to 85% when I had wagered it would be around 92 to 95. Before I played enough of it that is!

I thought that the third Witcher game would score around 78 to 85% and yet it has turned out higher than Dragon Age Inquisition and with one score a staggering 97 or 97.5 I saw somewhere?

DAMN IT!!

I had swore I would not buy this game! Now something I was ignoring had my damned attention once again!

Then I saw that not only did you get a physical package but this was a bloody box with a manual, map, stickers and other stuff?!

Err ... guess what is installing?! LMAO!

So guess what most of the videos I post on my ever growing YouTube account are going to be on?!

I needed a time filler before my ... main event to do with corruption hits the fans and the headlines and I am busy and off doing other things! No Star Citizen yet so The Witcher III the Wild Hunt will simply have to do for the next 8 or 9 days! Lol.

Guess what this post is intended to do? Umm ... well ... time filler until The Witcher 3 has installed and patched itself up which according to the time left to install has now gone from 90 minutes to ... err ... 12 minutes?! Umm it said that 5 minutes ago! Oh dear!

Oh 11 minutes, lol, ... umm ... {twiddling fingers and finger drumming while thinking of something witty to type} 'My mother in law ...'. No I cannot do mother in law jokes as I never had one! Oh wait? That was a .mother in law joke' about not actually having one!

Hmm ten minutes?

Well time to post this up and then go and put the kettle on.